[TMIC] not tm- hoping to make people smile
twinkie (twinkie(AT)javanet.com)
Thu, 6 May 1999 21:11:11 -0400
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-----Original Message-----
From: loriann <loriann(AT)javanet.com>
To: twinkie(AT)javanet.com <twinkie(AT)javanet.com>
Date: Wednesday, May 05, 1999 2:51 PM
I am trying to send something that I got in my frugal message board that =
I thought you might laugh at.................
Things My Mother Taught Me ( MDay humor)
Wednesday, 05-May-99 13:12:03=20
209.16.254.107 writes:
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My Mother taught me LOGIC...
"If you fall off that swing and break your neck, you =
can't go to the
store with me."
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My Mother taught me MEDICINE...
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they're going to =
freeze that
way."
=20
My Mother taught me TO THINK AHEAD...
"If you don't pass your spelling test, you'll never get =
a good job!"
=20
My Mother taught me ESP...
"Put your sweater on; don't you think that I know when =
you're cold?"
=20
My Mother taught me TO MEET A CHALLENGE...
"What were you thinking? Answer me when I talk to =
you...Don't talk
back to me!"
=20
My Mother taught me HUMOR...
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come =
running to me."
=20
My Mother taught me how to BECOME AN ADULT...
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up.
=20
My mother taught me about GENETICS...
"You are just like your father!"
=20
My mother taught me about my ROOTS...
"Do you think you were born in a barn?"
=20
My mother taught me about the WISDOM of AGE...
"When you get to be my age, you will understand."
=20
My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION...
"Just wait until your father gets home."
=20
My mother taught me about RECEIVING...
You are going to get it when we get home.
=20
and my all time favorite thing--JUSTICE
"one day you will have kids, and I hope they turn out =
just like
YOU..then you'll see what it's like."
=20
Received from Anonymous.
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Karly =20
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Things My Mother Taught Me ( MDay humor) (Karly) (05-May-99 13:12:03)=20
Re: LOL!!!! Karly, this is really good!! (Lisa L) (05-May-99 =
13:34:14)
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Having kids just like you were as a kid ... (Catherine) =
(05-May-99 13:39:09)
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Re: My Mother takes great glee in the fact that I sometimes =
have a hard time with my son, she says to me " he's still nowhere near =
as bad as you were!" (sheila) (05-May-99 13:48:50)
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Re: "things my mom..." (JulieC) (05-May-99 14:45:28)
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From:=20
loriann <loriann(AT)javanet.com>
To:=
twinkie(AT)javanet.com <twinkie(AT)javanet.com>
Dat=
e:=20
Wednesday, May 05, 1999 2:51 PM
I am trying to send something that I got in my frugal =
message=20
board that I thought you might laugh =
at.................
Things My Mother Taught Me ( MDay humor)
Wednesday, 05-May-99 13:12:03=20
209.16.254.107=20
writes:
My Mother taught me=20
LOGIC...
"If you fall off that swing and break =
your=20
neck, you can't go to the
store with =
me."
My=20
Mother taught me MEDICINE...
"If you don't stop =
crossing=20
your eyes, they're going to freeze =
that
way."
My=20
Mother taught me TO THINK AHEAD...
"If you don't =
pass=20
your spelling test, you'll never get a good =
job!"
My=20
Mother taught me ESP...
"Put your sweater on; =
don't you=20
think that I know when you're cold?"
My =
Mother=20
taught me TO MEET A CHALLENGE...
"What were you=20
thinking? Answer me when I talk to you...Don't =
talk
back to=20
me!"
My Mother taught me =
HUMOR...
"When that=20
lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to=20
me."
My Mother taught me how to BECOME AN=20
ADULT...
"If you don't eat your vegetables, =
you'll never=20
grow up.
My mother taught me about=20
GENETICS...
"You are just like your=20
father!"
My mother taught me about my=20
ROOTS...
"Do you think you were born in a=20
barn?"
My mother taught me about the WISDOM =
of=20
AGE...
"When you get to be my age, you will=20
understand."
My mother taught me about=20
ANTICIPATION...
"Just wait until your father =
gets=20
home."
My mother taught me about =
RECEIVING...
You=20
are going to get it when we get home.
and my all =
time=20
favorite thing--JUSTICE
"one day you will have =
kids, and=20
I hope they turn out just like
YOU..then you'll see =
what it's=20
like."
Received from =
Anonymous.
Karly =
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| Things=20
My Mother Taught Me ( MDay humor) (Karly) (05-May-99=20
13:12:03) |
Re: LOL!!!! Karly, this is really good!! (Lisa L) (05-May-99=20
13:34:14)
Having kids just like you were as a kid ... =
(Catherine) (05-May-99=20
13:39:09)
Re: My Mother takes great glee in the fact that I =
sometimes=20
have a hard time with my son, she says to me " he's =
still=20
nowhere near as bad as you were!" (sheila) (05-May-99=20
13:48:50)
Re: "things my mom..." =
(JulieC) (05-May-99 =
14:45:28)
Back=20
to main board
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