[TMIC] Work, work, work.................
Robert and Marabeth (74541.2151(AT)compuserve.com)
Tue, 6 Apr 1999 15:49:52 -0400
>ALWAYS GIVE 100% AT WORK!
> 12% Monday
> 23% Tuesday
> 40% Wednesday
> 20% Thursday
> 5% Friday
>
>Failure is not an option! It comes bundled with the software.
>
>I can't dial 911. There's no 11 on my phone.
>
>I married Miss Right, I just didn't know her first name was Always.
>
>What is a free gift? Aren't all gifts free?
>
>Can you yell "MOVIE" in a crowded firestation??
>
>It's hard to make a comeback when you haven't been anywhere.
>
>If ignorance is bliss then why aren't most people happy?
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>Hard work pays off later, laziness pays off now!
>
>To vacillate or not to vacillate, that is the question... ... or is it?
>
>When you do a good deed, get a receipt, in case heaven is like the
>IRS.
>
>I still miss my ex, but my aim is getting better.
>
>Very funny Scotty. Now beam down my clothes!
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>THE BILL OF RIGHTS... (Void where prohibited by law)
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>If women can have PMS, then men can have ESPN.
>
>The latest survey shows three out of four people make up 75% of the
>population.
>
>When blondes have more fun, do they know it?
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>Remember half the people in this country are below average.
>
>What happens if you get scared half to death twice?