It was dated, strangely enough, 2 BC, November 24 or 2000 years ago today.
The text of the message follows:
Dear Cassius,
Are you still working on the Y zero K problem? This change from BC to AD
is giving us a lot of headaches and we haven't much time left. I don't know
how people will cope with working the wrong way around.
Having been working happily downwards forever, now we have to start
thinking upwards. You would think that someone would have thought of it
earlier
and not left it to us to sort it all out at this last minute.
I spoke to Caesar the other evening. He was livid that Julius hadn't
done something about it when he was sorting out the calendar. He said he
could see why Brutus turned nasty. We called in the consulting
astrologers,but
they simply said that continuing downwards using minus BC won't work. As
usual, the consultants charged a fortune for doing nothing useful. As for
myself, I
just can't see the sand in an hour glass flowing upwards.
We have heard that there are three wise men in the East who have been
working on the problem, but unfortunately they won't arrive until it's all
over.
Some say the world will cease to exist at the moment of transition.
Anyway we are still continuing to work on this blasted Y zero K problem
and I will send you a parchment if anything further develops.
Vale.
Plutonius