How many neurologists does it take to change
a light bulb?
Three
One to make sure the bulb is no longer
responding to stimulation.
A second neuro to predict that if the
defunct bulb is unresponsive for six months,
the situation is hopeless; we'll have to
live without light.
A third neuro [our hero] to unscrew it.
A fourth to treat the repetitive motion
syndrome now afflicting the third neuro.
Alton, who invites others to join in and
think of other needs for those specialists
note that we still don't have light