Sam
D.C. Jones wrote:
> >YOU ARE ONNNNNNNN !!!!!!!!
>
> >Power Wheeler, Bob
> >a/k/a/ Road Runner
> > ----beep beep, varoom
>
> GOOD!!!
>
> I'll see you at the local hospital during the TM conference in Seattle!
>
> I'm making arrangements now to have the spinal ward sealed off using
> spandex, surgical tape and assorted medical appliances so escape will be
> impossible.
>
> I've also arranged to have Dr. Kavorkian as referee and nurse Cratchet
> as his assistant. Because your going to need a nurse.
>
> "Kavorkian is optional."
>
> After were in; my gang 'Wheelchairs from Hell' will seal the entrance
> with Wet Paper Bags. And stand guard to make sure none of your posse
> tries to save you. Because I know you BABY! That's right, I-know-your-
> tricks.
>
> Once inside, I'm going to show YOU, just what a full urine bag will do
> to the batteries on that pathetic excuse of a power chair of yours.
>
> Were talking SPLAT, BABY, SPLAT!!
>
> I'm going to give new meanings to the words electric chair. In the
> dictionary when someone looks up electric-chair it's going to say:
> see BOB!
>
> A full 45 minutes of carnage.
> "with time outs every 10 minuets for decompressions"
>
> Once I have you at my mercy. I will call you names and belittle YOU,
> YOUR FAMILY and FRIENDS until you cry MaMa, MaMa, help me, help me! In
> that little GIRLIE voice of yours. Like the coward I know you to be.
>
> If there's anything I can't stand more than a coward or crippled. It's a
> cowardly crippled.
>
> THE POWER WHEELER GOES DOWN!
>
> And once I have that sweet, beautiful, golden, World Championship TM
> Wrestling Truss around my rather large mammal frame, everyone will know
> that:
>
> 'Wheels of Death Dave; IS the LAMEST!
>
> grrr-bark-bark-grrr!