> -----Original Message-----
> From: Elizabeth Claudio
> Sent: Friday, March 13, 1998 12:31 PM
> To: Nora Blalock
> Subject: FW: Politically Correct Terms for Women
>
> Subject: FW: Politically Correct Terms for Women
>
> In case you were wondering.............
>
>
> She does not: GET PMS
> She becomes: HORMONALLY HOMICIDAL
>
> She does not have: A KILLER BODY
> She is: TERMINALLY ATTRACTIVE
>
> She is not: A BAD COOK
> She is: MICROWAVE COMPATIBLE
>
> She is not: A BAD DRIVER
> She is: AUTOMOTIVELY CHALLENGED
>
> She is not a: PERFECT 10
> She is: NUMERICALLY SUPERIOR
>
> She is not: EASY
> She is: HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE
>
> She does not: HATE SPORTS ON TV
> She is: ATHLETICALLY BIASED
>
> She does not have: SEXY LIPS
> She is: COLLAGEN DEPENDENT
>
> She does not get: DRUNK
> She is: ACCIDENTALLY OVER-SERVED
>
> You do not ask her: TO DANCE
> You request a: PRE-COITAL RHYTHMIC EXPERIENCE
>
> She is not: A GOSSIPER
> She is a: VERBAL TERMINATOR
>
> She does not: WORK OUT TOO MUCH
> She is an: ABDOMINAL OVERACHIEVER
>
> She does not have: A GREAT BUTT
> She is: GLUTEUS TO THE MAXIMUS
>
> She is not: HOOKED ON SOAP OPERAS
> She is: MELODRAMATICALLY FIXATED
>
> She is not: COLD OR FRIGID
> She is: THERMALLY INCOMPATIBLE
>
> She does not: WEAR TOO MUCH MAKE-UP
> She is: COSMETICALLY OVERSATURATED
>
> She does not have: GREAT CLEAVAGE (A GREAT RACK)
> Her breasts are: CENTRALLY LOCATED
>
> She will never: GAIN WEIGHT
> She will become: A METABOLIC UNDERACHIEVER
>
> She is not: A SCREAMER OR MOANER
> She is: VOCALLY APPRECIATIVE
>
> She does not: SHAVE HER LEGS
> She experiences: TEMPORARY STUBBLE REDUCTION
>
> She does not have: A HARD BODY
> She is: ANATOMICALLY INFLEXIBLE
>
> She does not: SUN BATHE
> She experiences: SOLAR ENHANCEMENT
>
> Her breast will never: SAG
> They will: LOSE THEIR VERTICAL HOLD
>
> She does not: SHOP TOO MUCH
> She is: OVERLY SUSCEPTIBLE TO MARKETING PLOYS
>
> She does not: CUT YOU OFF
> She becomes: HORIZONTALLY INACCESSIBLE
>
> She does not have: BIG HAIR
> She is: OVERLY AEROSOLED
>
> She does not: SNORE
> She is: NASALLY REPETITIVE
>
> She does not: GET DRUNK
> She becomes: VERBALLY DYSLEXIC
>
> She does not have: BIG HOOTERS
> Her: CUPS RUNNETH OVER
>
> She is not: TOO SKINNY
> She is: SKELETALLY PROMINENT