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> From: Jo Ellen Finkelstein[SMTP:ghellen(AT)ninenet.com]
> Sent: Wednesday, November 05, 1997 2:37 PM
> To: tmic-list(AT)eskimo.com
> Subject: Re: Surgery
>
> James Lubin wrote:
> >
> > (I know I said no jokes, but I couldn't resist this one I got)
> >
> > Things you don't want to hear during surgery:
> >
> >
> > 1. Better save that. We'll need it for the autopsy.
> >
> > 2. Wait a minute, if this is his spleen, then what's that?
> >
> > 3. Hand me that..uh..that uh..that thingy there.
> >
> > 4. "Accept this sacrifice, O Great Lord of Darkness."
> >
> > 5. Oops! Hey, has anyone ever survived from 500 ml of this
> stuff
> > before?
> >
> > 6. There go the lights again!?
> >
> > 7. Don't worry. I think it is sharp enough.
> >
> > 8. Everybody stand back! I lost my contact lens!
> >
> > 9. Could you stop that thing from beating; it's throwing off my
> > concentration.
> >
> > 10. What's this doing here?
> >
> > 11. That's cool. Now can you make his leg twitch by pressing
> that
> > one?!
> >
> > 12. Sterile schmerile. You could eat your dinner off this
> floor!
> >
> > 13. OK, now take a picture from this angle. This is truly a
> freak of
> > nature.
> >
> > 14. Nurse, did this patient sign an organ donation card?
> >
> > 15. Darn! Page 47 of the manual is missing!
> >
> >
> > ----
> > Jim Lubin jlubin(AT)eskimo.com
> > Bothell, WA, USA <http://www.eskimo.com/~jlubin>
> > disAbility Resources: <http://www.eskimo.com/~jlubin/disabled>Hey
> Jim, here's another one: I think we just operated on the wrong
> person! Joellen
>