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> From: James Lubin[SMTP:jlubin(AT)eskimo.com]
> Sent: Wednesday, November 05, 1997 1:00 PM
> To: tmic-list(AT)eskimo.com
> Subject: Surgery
>
> (I know I said no jokes, but I couldn't resist this one I got)
>
> Things you don't want to hear during surgery:
>
>
> 1. Better save that. We'll need it for the autopsy.
>
> 2. Wait a minute, if this is his spleen, then what's that?
>
> 3. Hand me that..uh..that uh..that thingy there.
>
> 4. "Accept this sacrifice, O Great Lord of Darkness."
>
> 5. Oops! Hey, has anyone ever survived from 500 ml of this
> stuff
> before?
>
> 6. There go the lights again!?
>
> 7. Don't worry. I think it is sharp enough.
>
> 8. Everybody stand back! I lost my contact lens!
>
> 9. Could you stop that thing from beating; it's throwing off my
>
> concentration.
>
> 10. What's this doing here?
>
> 11. That's cool. Now can you make his leg twitch by pressing
> that
> one?!
>
> 12. Sterile schmerile. You could eat your dinner off this floor!
>
> 13. OK, now take a picture from this angle. This is truly a
> freak of
> nature.
>
> 14. Nurse, did this patient sign an organ donation card?
>
> 15. Darn! Page 47 of the manual is missing!
>
>
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> Jim Lubin jlubin(AT)eskimo.com
> Bothell, WA, USA <http://www.eskimo.com/~jlubin>
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>